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I NEED A GIRLFRIEND
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05-23-2003, 03:26 AM
No matter what you do, never EVER talk to her online. You spelling and grammar would drive any girl off forever.
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05-23-2003, 03:32 AM
Quote:Originally posted by FollowThisLogic Unless she spells worse, inwhich case ask her to attend the Tard ball with you, if you think she might try to run i suggest a velcro suit. 
05-23-2003, 03:45 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Ants in My Pants I find this makes a gal like you even more. She'll even think she's still dating you.
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05-23-2003, 07:58 AM
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey this is true, by punching her you're showing her she's on your mind. Women definitely want to feel as if they consume most of guys thoughts. so show her that you care for her by cold cocking her dead square in the face.
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05-23-2003, 12:51 PM
Amy's advice is the best of all. Just talk to this girl, get to know her, and get her to know you. After a while you might start to grow on her. After a while, youll be able to tell when the time is right, ask her if shed like to hang out sometime.
But the main thing is just talk to her. 
05-23-2003, 12:55 PM
where the fuck is Adam Carolla when you need him?
Dammit, I knew I should have made that left turn at Albequerque
05-23-2003, 12:56 PM
Quote:Originally posted by HairyWookie But make sure she is really really ugly. Then Alison will notice you and wonder why you are dating her. This will make Alison jealous for some bizarre reason and then you can bang Alison. But I don't know why you want to, I hear she is a major cunt with a 32 ounce cue stick up her ass.
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05-23-2003, 01:00 PM
Yeah she might say to herself, "he can do better than that girl." She might even think that she should be going out with you instead. This is only if the whole talking thing i mentioned doesn't work though.
05-23-2003, 01:14 PM
Why would you want to talk to a girl? She is just going to view that as an opportunity to talk.
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