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I sat for an hour on the Northern State for fucking nothing. No accident, no roadwork, nothing!!! Just stupid fucking people. Then all of a sudden it clears up, like magic. Fucking traffic, don't they know I have to get home to do important things, like masterbate.
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Odds are things cleared up about a mile or two before an off ramp and some jerk off did a exit from the second lane maneuver causing two lanes to hit their brakes. This has a slow wave effect causing cars to break until a complete stop is reached about a mile or two back.
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You sure they weren't stopped to watch this?
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Quote:Originally posted by Lush
I sat for an hour on the Northern State for fucking nothing. No accident, no roadwork, nothing!!! Just stupid fucking people. Then all of a sudden it clears up, like magic. Fucking traffic, don't they know I have to get home to do important things, like masterbate.
I fucking hate when that shit happens, it'll just slow to a crawl for no reason at all, you gotta sit there for ten minutes or more and then all of a sudden everythings okay again. But there was nothing wrong to begin with.
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Try living down the shore from Memorial Day to Labor Day. Getting ANYWHERE sucks ass.
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Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
Try living down the shore from Memorial Day to Labor Day. Getting ANYWHERE sucks ass.
Ain't that the truth. :disappointed:
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Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
Try living down the shore from Memorial Day to Labor Day. Getting ANYWHERE sucks ass.
i know, trying to get anywhere around then is impossible
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