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Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom...
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#141
05-27-2003, 11:09 PM
Quote:What was the shortest amount of time between having sex with two people? Who did NOT know about each other...
i had a threesome, then two other girls seperatly within 16 hours from start to finish. so the 2 in the threesome knew about each other, but thats it
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05-28-2003, 12:58 AM
What do I win?
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<font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee>
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05-28-2003, 01:00 AM
I need to sit and do some math before I know if I win.
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05-28-2003, 01:00 AM
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
What do I win?


1 years worth of OBGYN visits.
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05-28-2003, 01:03 AM
Quote:What was the shortest amount of time between having sex with two people? Who did NOT know about each other...
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i had a threesome, then two other girls seperatly within 16 hours from start to finish. so the 2 in the threesome knew about each other, but thats it
So (factoring in time to set up a threesome, and then get to your other conquests) you essentially had sex with 4 women within a day's time? :o

Can someone start a special Crack Hitler thread? Be it of the appreciation or "God, we hate your damn luck" variety, I really don't care, but this guy needs some form of acknowledgement.
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
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05-28-2003, 01:08 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Ants in My Pants
I need to sit and do some math before I know if I win.

Shoot multiple loads on her back, carry her from the kitchen to the living room, subtract her number from your caller ID, divide by 4 = HIV-(HIV+) = xtc

I really need a fuckin' calculator.
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05-28-2003, 01:11 AM
What's the probability of becoming a statistic if I stick my root in her radius?
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05-28-2003, 01:17 AM
If whore A is traveling to your house at 65 mph with a case of beer and an 8 ball, and whore B is leaving your house drunk, high and hopped up on roofies, how long will it take the cops to arrest you?
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05-28-2003, 01:19 AM
Quote:If whore A is traveling to your house at 65 mph with a case of beer and an 8 ball, and whore B is leaving your house drunk, high and hopped up on roofies, how long will it take the cops to arrest you?

Nevermind that.

Ring up whore A on her cell and tell her to come to my house instead.

no cops over here.


*edit*~~note to self~~ in comedy, questions sound "whiney". statements have a more gooder comedic effect.
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05-28-2003, 01:20 AM
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
If whore A is traveling to your house at 65 mph with a case of beer and an 8 ball, and whore B is leaving your house drunk, high and hopped up on roofies, how long will it take the cops to arrest you?
It depends, did you punch her and slam her against a wall and...

OK, no more word problems.
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