Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom...

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

Originally posted by KensPen
only with you dear......
once you were an elder god,
now?

i have nor the time or gumption to be anything.

[Suzie]

I like the word gumption.

[DarkHippie]

Originally posted by Suzie
I like the word gumption.

Is that the act of being a famous retard?

[reefdwella]

Originally posted by BARRY MANILOW
Have you ever inserted ice cubes in a chick then go down on her with Pop Rocks while she's handcuffed and got the choke rope on held by the OTHER chick who's sucking you off as you finger her gently..?




What? ...Oh , like I'm the ONLY one!?!:mad:

I've done the ice cubes thing, but not the pop rocks.

[Ants in My Pants]

Is that the act of being a famous retard?

That would be Keanu Reeves.

[Ninny]

Originally posted by Ants in My Pants

Is that the act of being a famous retard?

That would be Keanu Reeves.

[Keanu Reeves]I Still Know Kung-Fu[/Keanu Reeves]

[Crack Hitler]

That would be Keanu Reeves.

the smartest fucking retard on the planet. he took a pay cut to make the matrix, however he gets 15% of everything the trilogy makes. god i hate it when dumb people get lucky.... i'm dumb wheres my luck?

[dru]

Originally posted by The Brain
Has anyone asked about \"Crime Scene Sex\" yet? If not, what do you Ladies feel about it?

(I think we all know the guys' answers).

i used to be grossed out by it & never want to do it. but now it's like nothing. just lie a towel down & go to work.

Originally posted by IrishAlkey

Wait... sorry... I like it when Silera lets me cum on her sons.

Happy now?

i can't stop laughing at that one.

[Ninny]

I do alot of things in my bedroom ...........but having sex is not one of those things. :disappointed:

[Toronto Hottie]

Wish I had've read this thread earlier. Now I've missed the moment and the debauchery - but will surmise with this:

I believe in trying everything once. I'm picky and detail -oriented, but goal driven and have only two things left to cross off of my "sexual shit to do list".

One I've abandoned due to my status in life, {professional, mom}, the other is still attainable. I'll keep you abreast should it ever occur, though chances are slim as my love for "trying new shit" peters out in my old age.