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		HEY!!!!
WHO LET THE CHICK IN???
Unless you know the secret handshake, this thread is off limits to the likes of you!
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:Originally posted by MYLF
Is the mouth not a big enough target? :confused: 
well, that's purely relative, no?
the smaller the shaft, the bigger the target.  right?
by the way - I hope you're either wearing a strap-on or at least grabbing your crotch in manly fashion while posting in here.  
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		But, but...I'm a tomboy so doesn't that count? 
:hands Barry $100 and a phone number: Can you teach me the secret handshake?
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Is a guy who CHOSE the name Barry Manilow really making rules for guys?
methinks he wants no women for other reasons.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Barry, keep the $100 but, do NOT teach that handshake.  
We'll throw it into the strip club fund!
(sorry MYLF, my sweet.  No penis, no secret handshake.  
 
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		Can I hang out if I'm the stipper? 
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		then we'd want hand jobs,
not hand shakes.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		:puts $100 into the strip club fund:
Thanks MYLF. I might re-consider just because you've got BALLS, but ...
Quote:Is a guy who CHOSE the name Barry Manilow really making rules for guys? 
methinks he wants no women for other reasons.
and "Ken's Pen" isn't a euphemism for anything, right?
	
 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:Originally posted by MYLF
Can I hang out if I'm the stipper? 
 
aren't you above that?  :confused:
I'm sure you have "the goods" for it but...I don't know, you've made too many intelligent points around here to be a stripper in my mind.  just wouldn't work for me, personally.
Feel free to u2u me though and strip for me there.  
I am MAN!  GRRRR!! here me roar! 
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		I just wanted to hang with the boys.