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FU YOU SADISTIC, ABUSIVE FUCKING FLY
#21
no problem:bouncy:
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#22
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
There's a fly in my van. Yes, fuck you, I drive a mini-van. Chew me.

He torments me on my drive to and from work. I think it's a goddamn American fly no less, 'cause I travelled 10 GODDAMN HOURS SWATTING THIS FUCKING BEAST.

He torments me. Lands on my sunglasses, uchhhh, and on my feet. I have bruises on my ankles from kicking myself. Again and again and again. Invading MY personal space. Prick.

I can never find him when I'm finally parked. I've tried driving with both my windows all the way down. I try to sneak up on him when he's on a window and I quickly roll it down so he'll get sucked out. He's crafty.

FU to the fucking fly in my van.
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<a href=http://board.yourmomsbox.net/viewthread.php?tid=1410 target=new>Introduce it to Ken's mutant fly</a>. Maybe they'll <s>run</s> fly off together. Tongue
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#23
Quote:YOU SADISTIC, ABUSIVE FUCKING FLY
And I notice you're listening to Disturbed to get you into a real fly-killing mood...
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#24
Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
Quote:Roast the fuckers and then vacuum them out.
I have a Sunfire. The rear window has a tight angle. I can't get in there with even the thinnest vacuum attachment. I suppose I could flip them out with a piece of cardboard or something.

Hot looking little cars. My sister just bought one brand new. Standard. She's a tool, she took it out of the lot not having a clue how to drive standard.

I tried to teach her twice, it was scary.

She's learning quick now though, We place bets when she pulls out of anywhere to see if she stalls it again or not.

It's at 60 / 40 rights now. And we've bet the tranny on a year and a half.
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Ha ha. Wish her luck with it. I think it's the biggest piece of shit (it's a '98)...although my friend is on her 2nd one and loves them.

Mine stalls out all the time when I pull out of my driveway (all year round), even if I let it warm up. The buttons on the radio have been losing paint (plastic?) since it was about 6 months old. The volume knob on the radio sometimes works opposite of the way you turn it.

I didn't get the power windows, and since the first winter, the driver's side window has given me trouble. It's been off the track once. The latest problem is that the driver's side window handle now pops off in your hand when you try to roll it up or down.

Oh yeah, and the plastic thing that covers the seat belt clip thing broke on one side and is on its way out on the other side.

They are cute though.
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#26
Now, what seems odd about Sweet's previous post?

Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
Ha ha. Wish her luck with it. I think it's the biggest piece of shit (it's a '98)...although my friend <b>is on her 2nd one and loves them</b>.
Oh yeah... there it is. :lol:
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#27
Hey! Cut that out!Tongue
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#28
<img src=http://www.pontiac.com/sunfire/images/brand_models.jpg>

Hey, all I'm sayng is that if Sunfires were such great vehicles, she would still be on her <i>first</i> one. Confusedmug:

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Pffft. <b>This text right here</b> is more "bold" than that car. :lol::lol::lol:
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Ah, I thought you were making a dirty reference.

Her first one was a '95 or '96. She got the new one last year because something minor "went" and her (rich) husband didn't want to fix it so he bought her a new one.
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Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
Ha ha. Wish her luck with it. I think it's the biggest piece of shit (it's a '98)...although my friend is on her 2nd one and loves them.

Mine stalls out all the time when I pull out of my driveway (all year round), even if I let it warm up. The buttons on the radio have been losing paint (plastic?) since it was about 6 months old. The volume knob on the radio sometimes works opposite of the way you turn it.

I didn't get the power windows, and since the first winter, the driver's side window has given me trouble. It's been off the track once. The latest problem is that the driver's side window handle now pops off in your hand when you try to roll it up or down.

Oh yeah, and the plastic thing that covers the seat belt clip thing broke on one side and is on its way out on the other side.

They are cute though.

She says it's the "po man's" vehicle.

She's 28, and JUST got her full license.

What an idiot. It seemed a whole era of people went throught that. Myself, the DAY I turned 16, I wrote (then called "365") my test.

365 indicated a year, but you could write for your full license test within 90 days. I've been driving since 1990. Less than 30 days after my birthday.

She did't think it was important.
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