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It was a beautiful day today. No, that's not what the FU is for, I realize that Alkey does not control the weather, and even if he did, I wouldn't be upset with him for making today a beautiful day, that would just be plain silly. The FU is because I decided that I felt like going down the street with my basketball and shooting around for a while, but I had nobody to play with. I used to play ball with my brother all the time, but he's busy with his wife and kids these days. Of the very few friends that I have, Alkey is the only one that happens to be into basketball. However, my furry little Irish friend lives in friggin' New Jersey and I'm on Long Island, making it quite difficult to play ball with him. So I had to take my basketball and go shoot around by myself like a loser. So FU Alkey, you live too fucking far away. Dick.
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Did you have to show the black guys on the court your dick in order for them to let you play?
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There are no black people in my neighborhood, silly.
But if there were, yes, what you said would be true.
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Yeah, sure.
Do you ride the trolly into this land of make believe?
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Alright, fine, I have a small penis and my neighborhood is full of black people. Big scary black people with big scary black penises (well, the men anyway), and they all make fun of me and my little white penis and don't let me play basketball with them.
Fine.
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Quote:BIG BLACK COCK
Shouldn't that read BIG DICK BLACK?
nothing here...
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Keep the dick talk to a minimum in my forum please.
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Quote:Keep the dick talk to a minimum
Does that mean we can only talk about small dicks?
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no, b/c that would give you invitation to go back into the subject.
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Quote:Originally posted by Ants in My Pants
It was... beautiful... today. No, I realize that Alkey does... the weather, and even if he did... today..., that would just be plain silly. The FU is because I... felt like going down..., but I had nobody to play with. I used... my brother all the time, but he's busy with... kids these days. Of the very few friends that I have, Alkey is the only one that happens to be into... my furry little Irish friend..., making it quite difficult to play... with him. So I had to... go shoot... myself like a loser. So FU Alkey, you... Dick.
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<font color=4e4e4e>But, of course, it's funny since you guys aren't gay, right?</font>
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