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		once when i was in college i pullled out of this girl and and when i shot i heard it hit the wall on the firstl three squirts,  the wall had to be at least 5  feet away and i hit it with enough force to make all three of those squirts pretty audible.  sounded like a water gun filled with ketchup.  i'm gonna jerkoff and measure,  i'll get back to you on this in a while
	
	
	
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		ok i know all of you were eagerly waiting my responce.  ok from a standing postion i shot my load 81 inches.  hope this helps with those keeping score at home
	
	
	
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		Quote:Originally posted by Crack Hitler
ok i know all of you were eagerly waiting my responce.  ok from a standing postion i shot my load 81 inches.  hope this helps with those keeping score at home 
How many inches are in a foot?
God I was always horrible at conversion.
	
 
	
	
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		there are 12 inches in a foot, making that 6 feet 9 inches.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:Originally posted by RapeFantasizer
there are 12 inches in a foot, making that 6 feet 9 inches. 
h:oly shit!
That's fuckin' far!!
	
 
	
	
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		Quote:Originally posted by Crack Hitler
posted on 9/23/2003 at 10:43 PM 
posted on 9/24/2003 at 10:24 PM
Shit dude, no wonder why you shoot so far, if it takes you nearly 24 hours to jerk off.....
	
 
	
	
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		That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time, thanks FTL, you're the bestest! :grin2:
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		dude, u didnt shoot your load 81 inches, stop lying
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		aww, can't measure up,  and if i remember correctly from an old thread where this was talked about its not that great, i think we found out that the record was something like 15 feet by some asian guy.
	
	
	
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