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		I'm sitting here watching ESPN 2 and they pulled away from the Oakland/Boston game to cover, get this, The World Jump Roping championship. This is exercise not a friggin sport...Jumping Rope?? How do they judge?? You jump, you get a point, you trip you don't??
	
	
	
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		Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
I'm sitting here watching ESPN 2 and they pulled away from the Oakland/Boston game to cover, get this, The World Jump Roping championship. This is exercise not a friggin sport...Jumping Rope?? How do they judge?? You jump, you get a point, you trip you don't?? 
That's just about as exciting as curling.
	
 
	
	
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		It keeps the monkeys from robbing and killing so yes it's not a sport.
	
	
	
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		Quote:I'm sitting here watching ESPN 2 and they pulled away from the Oakland/Boston game to cover, get this, The World Jump Roping championship. 
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		Pokers not a sport then?  Damn it.
	
	
	
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		this is the 2nd or 3rd time I think I've seen a post like this....
what we really need to do is have a discussion on what everyone's perception of what "sport" is.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:Originally posted by madmick
It keeps the monkeys from robbing and killing so yes it's not a sport.
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		Quote:It keeps the monkeys from robbing and killing so yes it's not a sport.
I was expecting a line about smoking crack and clothes hanger abortions and baby fathers, I'm disappointed.
	
 
	
	
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		Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
Quote:It keeps the monkeys from robbing and killing so yes it's not a sport.
I was expecting a line about smoking crack and clothes hanger abortions and baby fathers, I'm disappointed. 
They don't get 
abortions!!!!!
	 
	
	
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Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
Quote:It keeps the monkeys from robbing and killing so yes it's not a sport.
I was expecting a line about smoking crack and clothes hanger abortions and baby fathers, I'm disappointed. 
They don't get abortions!!!!! 
Of course we don't get abortions.  "The Man" don't give us anything.
Shit, we're still waiting for our forty acres and a mule, fuckers. 
	 
	
	
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