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because when I walk, my dick pops out of the piss hole in my underwear, and I'm not even erect.
I think I'll buy some new drawers.
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Sometimes my vagina pops out of my g-string, and I can't fix it for hours.
I think I'll just stop wearing panties.
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Quote:Originally posted by The Man
I'm not even erect.
Ever?
poor lil' buggah.
dewd, viagra.
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i hate it when i get a random erection and it pops out the top of my boxers and sort of chokes itself on the elastic
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious
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I hate it when the gerbil pops out of my ass.
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i bet you the gerbil looks alot like Rape's cat.
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After, yes.
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Man, you have to get the boxers with a button on the fly. I had the same problem, but it only happened in titty bars.