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[Topper Harley]

Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
And to your toilet paper consumption...do you fold or crinkle the tissue before you wipe your ass?

FYI, and TMI: I fold.

crinkle crinkle.

but more importantly, stand or sit?

[header]

Originally posted by Topper Harley

Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
And to your toilet paper consumption...do you fold or crinkle the tissue before you wipe your ass?

FYI, and TMI: I fold.

crinkle crinkle.

but more importantly, stand or sit?

to take a shit?

[Hoon]

In 1958 the US government launched an investigation into discovering why glue doesn't stick to the inside of its container.

[Black Lazerus]

Like father like son.

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

[Topper Harley]

Originally posted by header

Originally posted by Topper Harley

Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
And to your toilet paper consumption...do you fold or crinkle the tissue before you wipe your ass?

FYI, and TMI: I fold.

crinkle crinkle.

but more importantly, stand or sit?

to take a shit?

no, to wipe. personally, I need visible evidence that I am done with my business.

and as a side question, does that 57 sheets include the sheets I use to clean the map of Hawaii off my stomach?

[Hoon]

My father told me when I was young that we needed to conserve toilet paper for septic reasons.

He told me from now on here's the procedure:
#1)Rip a single square of tp from the roll
#2)Tear a small square off one corner
#3)Stick you finger through the center of the square
#4)Wipe the hole with your finger
#5)Take free hand, start at your knuckle and slide hand up until tissue square is wrapped around shitty finger
#6)Pull finger out effectivley removing poop from finger
#7)Take the small square from step #2 and clean fingernail out.
#8)Flush toilet.

[header]

Did he shake your hand after this great fatherly advice?

[BITENY]

Originally posted by Hoon
In 1958 the US government launched an investigation into discovering why glue doesn't stick to the inside of its container.

And what was the end result?

[Black Lazerus]

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

[Topper Harley]

lemme guess, you got confused and Father O'Malley volunteered to demonstrate for you?