someone give me

[MYLF]

Whatever Ken's status should be, it should start with "In this status..."

[KensPen]

I make such pronouncements all the time.

"In this car, I shall drive to work"
"In this toilet, I shall move my bowels"

I feel it adds importance to lifes mundane tasks.

[SLASH]

And tomorrow it will be, "In this bed, I give SLASH fellatio."

[KensPen]

something like that.

[SLASH]

Ya got a tongue ring?

[KensPen]

no whistles and bells,
I get by with sheer technique and determination.

[SLASH]

I have determination,
till my ADD kicks in.

[KensPen]

when you say,
"I dropped my fork, would you get it for me"
I'll know that is the code for,
"I'll allow you to hob my knob"

[SLASH]

If I ask you to get my fork for me, then it will be code for you hobbing my knob

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Ronin

Originally posted by Toronto Hottie

Originally posted by Ronin
someone woke up on the wet side of the bed today.

Shut up. I haven't peed the bed in weeks.

who said anything about peeing?

Puhhhhlease. I haven't shit the bed in months.