Last Comic Standing

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DC Benny is a funny comic, I've seen him live. I can unserstand though how he loses some people, because he goes a long long way to pull off a joke most of the time. He's a story comedian, and in just 2 minutes it's pretty safe to say he wont be able to use his good stuff.

Pablo Francisco on the other hand, is basically a hispanic Robin Williams. I'm astonished the dumb rubes of the country don't find this guy to be amazing, and if you ask me that shoulda made him a shoe in for the house.

Here's the real truth:

Barry Katz is the executive producer, and an agent. Last year his biggest acts were Jay Mohr, Bobcat Goldthwaite, and Louie Anderson.

Gary Gulman, Alonzo Bodden, & Bonnie McFarlane (all 3 heading to the house) are represented by Katz.

Ant the faggot, was not chosen to live in the house last year. In the mean time, he went out and got himself a new manager! That's right Kiddies: Katz.

Katz owns 2 Comedy clubs (Boston and NYC), and guess who will be booked solid in these clubs for months to come? Ding Ding Ding, the people living in the house! Guess who makes money off of the sitcom that will be won? Katz!

This was an elaborate project to simply refill Katz's stable with fresh whores.