05-14-2003, 08:31 PM
Lesnar Vs. Big Show
Winner: Is there really a winner? Everyone loses, including the fans.
HHH Vs. Nash
Winner: Me. I finally get to catch up on the sleep I've been missing.
Battle Royale for the IC
Winner: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!! (I dunno, he's the only person they've hyped with any relation to this match.)
Team Angle Vs. Los Guerreros
Winner: Do you think this will be a good ladder match? I mean... it COULD be good... but I wouldn't be shocked if they start off the PPV with it and don't give it nearly the time it deserves. Perhaps some lying, cheating, or stealing to make the time go faster.
Bikini Match
Torrie Wilson Vs. Sable
Winner: x-filed said: "Who cares, Don't we all really win here"... No. We really, REALLY don't. This is almost as big a waste of time as the Miller Lite girls or Limp Bizkit on WM. Sure, I like Torrie and all, but Sable is atrocious and annoying and I wish for Marc Mero to go bang some whores in a scummy section of Charlotte during the PPV, catch HIV, and pass it on to her later that night.
Womens Championship
Trish Vs. Jazz Vs. Jacqueline Vs. Victoria
Winner: Kill me.... please just fucking shoot me...
La Resistance Vs. Steiner and Test.
Winner: Well, every PPV needs its "this is a joke, right?" match lately....
Winner: Is there really a winner? Everyone loses, including the fans.
HHH Vs. Nash
Winner: Me. I finally get to catch up on the sleep I've been missing.
Battle Royale for the IC
Winner: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!! (I dunno, he's the only person they've hyped with any relation to this match.)
Team Angle Vs. Los Guerreros
Winner: Do you think this will be a good ladder match? I mean... it COULD be good... but I wouldn't be shocked if they start off the PPV with it and don't give it nearly the time it deserves. Perhaps some lying, cheating, or stealing to make the time go faster.
Bikini Match
Torrie Wilson Vs. Sable
Winner: x-filed said: "Who cares, Don't we all really win here"... No. We really, REALLY don't. This is almost as big a waste of time as the Miller Lite girls or Limp Bizkit on WM. Sure, I like Torrie and all, but Sable is atrocious and annoying and I wish for Marc Mero to go bang some whores in a scummy section of Charlotte during the PPV, catch HIV, and pass it on to her later that night.
Womens Championship
Trish Vs. Jazz Vs. Jacqueline Vs. Victoria
Winner: Kill me.... please just fucking shoot me...
La Resistance Vs. Steiner and Test.
Winner: Well, every PPV needs its "this is a joke, right?" match lately....
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