Judgement Day Thoughts and Predictions

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Brock Lesnar vs Big Show in a Stretcher match for the WWE Title
Winner: Brock, though i'll probably just go to the fridge and just stare at shit during this match.

Kevin Nash vs HHH for the World Title
Winner: HHH, setting up HHH-Goldberg for the next PPV.

Intercontinental Title Tournament
Winner: Christian, although having a Battle Royal with 8 people is kinda pointless.

Trish vs Jazz vs Jackie vs Victoria for WWE Women's Title
Winner: Victoria, she needs the belt back, women's title never meant anything, but when she had the belt, she made it only partially worthless.

Torrie vs Sable in a Bikini Match
Winner: I just hope they perform HLA in the ring.

Mr. America vs Roddy Piper (probably)
Winner: Mr. America, although Sean O'Haire will get involved numerous times in the match.

Team Angle vs Eddie Guerrero and Mystery Partner in Ladder Match for the WWE Tag Team Titles
Winners: Team Angle, in the best match of the night.

La Resistance vs Scott Steiner and Test
Winners: La Resistance, gotta continue that meaningless push now...also must creat a Scott Steiner vs Test match for the next PPV, to get Steiner out of wrestling purgatory, beat Test, and move on to actual meaningful matches.

BTW, why the fuck doesnt Matt Hardy or John Cena have a match for this PPV? Nothing wrong with Cena vs Spanky Kendrick (which would probably be the 2nd best match of the card), and a Matt Hardy vs Rey Mysterio match (which would be a kickass match as well)?Smackdown is poorly represented for the PPV.