05-30-2003, 01:31 AM
<b>The judge says, "Please tell me why you're seeking a divorce."
DiNapoli says, "Because I live in a two-story house."
The Judge says, "What kind of a reason is that? What the matter with a two-story house?"
DiNapoli says, "I'll tell you what's the matter. One story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"</b> :rofl:
<b>A brunette walks into the doctor's office and says, "My body hurts wherever I touch it."
The doctor says, "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow, and she screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams. Then she pushes her ankle and screams.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a blonde."
She says, "Yeah. How did you know?"
He says, "Your finger is broken." </b>
DiNapoli says, "Because I live in a two-story house."
The Judge says, "What kind of a reason is that? What the matter with a two-story house?"
DiNapoli says, "I'll tell you what's the matter. One story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"</b> :rofl:
Quote:tsk tsk tsk...you won't get nooky with that attitude.Sure I will... I'll just find a gal who doesn;t know any better.
<b>A brunette walks into the doctor's office and says, "My body hurts wherever I touch it."
The doctor says, "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow, and she screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams. Then she pushes her ankle and screams.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a blonde."
She says, "Yeah. How did you know?"
He says, "Your finger is broken." </b>
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>