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I am going to start my own church.....
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Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
I am a pervert,
but I am not black,

try again.

ok. very well...


ahem....AHEM....

*once again, during one of Kens sermons...*


*whitest voice possible*

So God said, let there be intercourse. So, ladies of the congregation, I was wondering if you all wouldn't mind if we had intercourse. Yes, sexual intercourse. I can assure you all, I am clean. Here, I printed up the test results so you can see for yourself...








ECH. seee? no funny in that.


Rooner, I'm going to tie you up to a chair, find the Land o Lakes lady, and rape her right in front of you.

I will then smash her skull in with a loaded cornicopia and leave the body there, lifeless in front of you, for you to deal with after you've freed yourself from said chair.

I will then report you both to the U.S Bureau of Indian Affairs.

(all in the name of God, of course! yeah, my post now...it's TOPICAL! OOOH!!!)
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I am going to start my own church..... - by Raven - 07-18-2003, 02:21 AM
I am going to start my own church..... - by tinymike - 07-18-2003, 01:00 PM
I am going to start my own church..... - by Raven - 07-18-2003, 06:30 PM
I am going to start my own church..... - by Ronin - 06-10-2003, 02:20 PM
I am going to start my own church..... - by Ronin - 06-10-2003, 02:37 PM
I am going to start my own church..... - by 60FeetUnderWater - 06-10-2003, 03:10 PM
I am going to start my own church..... - by Luna - 06-10-2003, 04:12 PM
I am going to start my own church..... - by Luna - 06-10-2003, 04:15 PM

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