Joke

[Grumpy]

a 12 year old boy is dragging a dead cat and goes into a whorehouse. He walks up to the madam and asks if she has any hookers with diseases and pulls out a wad of cash. The woman looks at him oddly and says "yes, I do. Ken's sister is working today" but why do you want a girl with diseases.

The little boy goes on to explain : "ya see, if I sleep with Ken's sister, I'll get the diseases. When I go home, my babysister - Ninny - will do me like she does everytime she sits me, and she'll get the disease. Tonight my dad will take her home but not before he pulls off the road and fucks her good, then he'll get the disease. Then he'll come home and bang the shit out of my mommy and SHE'LL get the disease. Tomorrow morning when daddy goes to work, she'll fuck the mailman ....................


And he's the son of a bitch that ran over my cat!