Joke

[The Brain]

A guy marries a girl, and on the wedding night, he says, "Did you ever make love to anyone else?"
She says, "Just one guy, but he was very famous."
He says, "Who?"
She says, "Tiger Woods."
They go to bed, and they get it on. Then he gets up.
She says, "Where are you going?"
He says, "I'm going to the kitchen to make myself a sandwich."
She says, "Tiger Woods wouldn't do that. He'd be here making love to me again."
The guy gets back in bed, bangs her again, and gets up.
She says, "Where are you going?"
He says, "I'm going to the kitchen to make myself a sandwich."
She says, "Tiger Woods wouldn't do that. He'd be here making love to me again."
He gets back in bed, he bangs her again, and he gets up again.
She says, "Where are you going?"
He says, "I'm going to make a phone call."
She says, "Tiger Woods wouldn't do that."
He says, "That's who I'm calling. I'm gonna call Tiger Woods, and find out what par is for this hole."

:rofl: