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Joke
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What's the ideal breakfast for a man?

He's sitting at the table eating Eggs Benedict, his son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties, his mistress is on the cover of the new Penthouse, and his wife on the back of the milk carton.
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
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Joke - by Rooner - 08-20-2003, 03:17 PM
Joke - by The Brain - 08-20-2003, 03:29 PM
Joke - by Grizzly - 08-20-2003, 03:31 PM
Joke - by The Brain - 08-20-2003, 03:33 PM
Joke - by Grumpy - 08-20-2003, 03:36 PM
Joke - by The Brain - 08-20-2003, 03:42 PM
Joke - by Rooner - 08-20-2003, 03:43 PM
Joke - by The Brain - 08-20-2003, 03:44 PM
Joke - by Toronto Hottie - 08-20-2003, 03:45 PM
Joke - by Rooner - 08-20-2003, 03:46 PM
Joke - by Rooner - 08-20-2003, 03:49 PM
Joke - by The Brain - 08-20-2003, 03:49 PM
Joke - by Rooner - 08-20-2003, 03:52 PM
Joke - by Grumpy - 08-20-2003, 03:56 PM
Joke - by Rooner - 08-20-2003, 03:58 PM
Joke - by The Brain - 08-20-2003, 04:24 PM
Joke - by Meatwad - 08-20-2003, 04:37 PM
Joke - by The Brain - 08-20-2003, 04:46 PM
Joke - by Grumpy - 08-20-2003, 05:16 PM
Joke - by The Brain - 08-20-2003, 05:24 PM
Joke - by Hawt Baux - 08-20-2003, 07:52 PM
Joke - by Grizzly - 08-20-2003, 08:04 PM
Joke - by The Brain - 08-20-2003, 09:32 PM

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