Messing up our children properly.

[BITENY]

Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
i was forced to hebrew school. at 7 years old i demanded during the adam and eve story to know where the dinosaurs were. She looked like the fat bitch in the principals office in Ferris Bueller. \"errrrr....errrrrrrr.....errrrrr\".

I knew it was a crock of shit even then. Hewbrew school and my Bar Mitzvah was a joke ever after. I did it b/c it was expected.

Wow, kinda sounds like me, except for the dinosaur part.
I was forced into Hebrew School, 2 days a week, after reg. school. I didn't mind it actually when I was younger. But when I got Bat Mitzvahed- that was it for me. I was forced into going to Temple b/c my father spent all that money, that I should go there for a reason, yet he sat on his ass every Sat. morning watching tv. He was never taught to read Hebrew or any of that mumbo jumbo. As I got older, I finally had my choice of not going to temple and I chose to stay in & sleep. Fuck getting up @ 9:30am to be around phony people and a boring ass speech & prayers. I want my sleep.
And recently, since we just had Rosh Yahoma and Yom Kippur--- I wanted to avoid doing anything w/that. I went out Friday night, ate w/my crazy family Saturday night, went out & celebrated my friend's bday shortly after that & went to the Yankee game that Sunday. My father looked @ me funny for going but I didn't care. (Hypocrite.) I don't understand- we spend 1 night celebrating a new year, the friggin joos spend 2 1/2- 3 nights celebrating it. WTF. It's a new yr that doesn't even matter to me. 2004 matters to me, not this 56793938398 crap.
Then when Yom Kippur came up, I didn't eat for a few hrs only b/c I wanted to shut my parents up. I didn't wanna take off from work either due to the fact that I'm off next Tues- and my father gives me this shit of "I give up with you & the religion"....I shrugged my shoulders and walked away. So I took off. I wound up eating at around 330 that day- after I saw that my dad had a can of soup. When I went to the city to hang out w/my BF on Sunday, my father asked if I was coming home for dinner & I said no. He says to me "I'm not religious either, but it's just 2 holidays out of the year...."
which I don't care. It means nothing to me. A new yr that doesnt matter & starving myself for a day b/c the Joos did it way back in the day......so that means that I have to also?? Fuck that.
We were eating dinner & my mom asked if I had eaten anything at all that day & I told her I had a few slices of bread...she gave me a look.
What a bunch of morons my parents are.
Last thing I'm gonna say.......
One morning I was eating bacon egg & cheese on a roll...dad sees it, tells me that my mom wouldn't like it if I was eating bacon in the house......several mos later, my parents order chinese food---- they order spare ribs & wonton soup (which has pork in it.) I kept my mouth shut & laughed my ass off.
Hypocrites.


Ok, I'm done. I needed to get that out. :wow: