Women of Wal-Mart

[Yerdaddys can]

I wanna see them before the make-overs and complimentary tit jobs - when Tesha had the big stegasaurus/sattelite dish hairdo and dried cum on her neck; Kristi was passed out behind the WalMart dumpster after a 9 day chrystal meth high that went from banging three strange businessmen in a hotel to digging the haluscinated worms out of her forearms with a paperclip to chasing kids around the local stripmall with a butcher knife naked because they're demons from saturn; Beth was covered in bruises from her husband who "only does this because ah step outa line, but he really loves me."; and Kristi looked the same but she's furious she got there too late for the tit jobs.