NFL Playoffs spread

[Bloody Anus]

I watch the games because I like football... weeee.

aka If I were a gambling man I'd be lying face down in a gutter covered in a combination of my own vomit and feces.

Are you implying that I don't like football because I gamble .. or that you're "more" of a football fan because you don't gamble? Either way, spending $100 on these games makes me even more interested in them than I'd ever be.

aka instead of just blindly watching and not really caring who wins, I have a chance to win a decent amount of money for picking who I think will win, and how. This is my first year of betting and I can honestly say I've learned more and now know more about football than I ever have.

But hey, good luck with the whole vomit/feces thing.