I shot a moose once (and other stories)...

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TheMan Humor


Q: Why did God create TheMan?
A: Someone has to buy retail!


Q: How can you tell if TheMan is sexually excited?
A: The stiff upper lip.


Q: What does a little WASP girl want to be when she grows up?
A: "The very best person I possibly can."


Q: What does TheMan think of the Mideast situation?
A: Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape.


Q: How does TheMan propose marriage?
A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?"


Q: What does TheMan say after sex?
A: "Thank you very much. I'm sorry. It won't happen again.


Q. What do you call TheMan with a four-inch prick?
A. Well hung.


Q. How can you tell when TheMan is dead?
A. He lets go of his wallet.


Q: How many TheMan's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.


Q: What is a TheMan menage a trois?
A: Two headaches and one hard-on.


Q. What is the definition of a TheMan?
A. Someone who gets out of the shower to take a leak.