Funny Quotes...

[Gonzo]

Originally posted by DonnyInternational
some examples of American intellect!

1. \"It isnt pollution tha tis harming our environment. It is the impurities in the air and water that are doing it.\"

former Vice President-Dan Quayle

2. \"I haven't commited a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.\"

Former New York city Mayor David Dinkins answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes

3. \"outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.\"

Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

4. \"Whenever I watch t.v. and see those poor kids starving all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all the flies and death and stuff.\"

Miss Crazy Bitch herself - Mariah Carey

yes because mariah carey, dan quale, and marion barry are all the epitome of american intellect. As if we don't know they're idiots as well.

You canucks sure are a bitter race, ey.