Father of the year.

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I told my mother how fear of my father spanking me kept me from doing a lot of stupid shit. She went nuts and said they never laid a hand on us. She must be insane. I wasn't abused or anything but she smacked me around when I deserved it and my dad used his belt. She must be in denial.

My kid gets a swift spank on the backside when he deserves it. It works. for a minute.