The do-it-yourself home c-section kit.

[Ice Man]

She should marry the "my arm was crushed by a boulder so i cut it off myself with a dull pocket knife" guy......they'd have some tough kids.

\"She drank three small glasses of hard liquor first to numb the pain, he said.
\"Rather than experience fetal death in utero again, she used her skills at slaughtering animals,\"

That just goes to show
1. knew those Mexicans were poor but damn..damn
2.Mexicans aren't that different from us!