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A Monday Thought....
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Quote:Originally posted by Topper Harley
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

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A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-12-2004, 01:58 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-12-2004, 02:12 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by diceisgod - 04-12-2004, 04:17 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-12-2004, 04:21 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-12-2004, 04:33 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-12-2004, 04:39 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-12-2004, 04:44 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-12-2004, 04:48 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-12-2004, 04:53 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-12-2004, 05:04 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Grizzly - 04-12-2004, 05:14 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-12-2004, 05:16 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-12-2004, 05:16 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-12-2004, 05:20 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-12-2004, 05:34 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by TheDude - 04-12-2004, 05:36 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-12-2004, 05:37 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-12-2004, 06:26 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-12-2004, 06:50 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Grizzly - 04-12-2004, 07:05 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-12-2004, 07:07 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Hawt Baux - 04-12-2004, 07:18 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-12-2004, 07:22 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-12-2004, 07:29 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by TheDude - 04-12-2004, 08:07 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Flock of Moosen - 04-12-2004, 08:28 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-12-2004, 08:40 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by 60FeetUnderWater - 04-12-2004, 09:00 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by JimmyBlueEyes - 04-12-2004, 10:03 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by diceisgod - 04-13-2004, 02:27 AM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-13-2004, 02:36 AM
A Monday Thought.... - by diceisgod - 04-13-2004, 03:00 AM
A Monday Thought.... - by GMANN - 04-13-2004, 03:58 AM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-13-2004, 12:07 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by header - 04-13-2004, 12:17 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Topper Harley - 04-13-2004, 12:20 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-13-2004, 01:07 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by header - 04-13-2004, 01:32 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-13-2004, 01:40 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Topper Harley - 04-13-2004, 01:40 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by header - 04-13-2004, 01:44 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Topper Harley - 04-13-2004, 01:48 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Black Lazerus - 04-13-2004, 01:50 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-13-2004, 01:51 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by header - 04-13-2004, 01:51 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Keyser Soze - 04-13-2004, 01:54 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-13-2004, 02:18 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Topper Harley - 04-13-2004, 02:31 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Keyser Soze - 04-13-2004, 02:38 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Topper Harley - 04-13-2004, 02:44 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Rooner - 04-13-2004, 03:19 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by JimmyBlueEyes - 04-13-2004, 03:26 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Black Lazerus - 04-13-2004, 03:35 PM
A Monday Thought.... - by Keyser Soze - 04-13-2004, 03:43 PM

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