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When I was at my fattest I avoided airplane travel as much as possible. I flew once two flights each way sat by the window so anyone in my row didn't have to climb over me to get to the bathroom or whatever. Everything was going well until my last flight home from detroit (ugh) to philly. I actually spent most of my airtime in rows by myself because the planes were virtually empty.

I get on this packed plane where they consolidated three cancelled flights into one plane. I sat next to this poor lady and the arms were stationary so I was pretty much spilling out of this thing. I made it a point to ask the lady and the other gentleman in the row if it was going to be a problem sitting next to me. They said no. I was ready to get off the damn plane and catch another one if it was going to be.

Fat people need to fucking take a step back to look at themselves. If you're going to spill over into a second seat you should not get bent out of shape when the airline tries to get you to pay for another seat.