TV Pet Peeves

[Silera]

I watch ALOT of television, and I find that I HATE certain things I see all the time to the point that when I know said things are about to happen, I change the channel and don't return until I'm sure it's over with.

1) The fucking clorox commercial with the bubbling filth on the bed. That's not the bad part, the bad part is the small caption on the lower left hand corner of the screen that states "this is a dramatization." THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION.

2) Clean Sweep's fucking carpenter using his meaty fingers to rub paint on the wall as if they can't fucking get a brush.

3) Rachel Ray's incessant use of E.V.O.O. instead of saying fucking olive oil. E.V.O.O. is one more syllable that olive oil. What is the point of abbreviating olive oil to an abbreviation that is longer than the original word?

There are more. I am insane. I'll keep you posted.