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[RapeFantasizer]

I find myself bored a lot. So I'm online a lot. But even then I get bored. I'm sure most of you have heard of craigslist, but for those of you who haven't, it's a site I've gone to for job listings. But I found a part of the site that is personal ads, and I've become totally addicted to reading them. They're hysterical, and I'm dying to know if anyone would actually reply to any of these.

Some of the gems I've found so far -

Please fuck my hemorrhoid infested bunghole - m4mm - 28
I am 28, white, dirty blond hair, blue eyes, 6 feet, 180 pounds, bisexual.
I am only into safe sex.
I have a nest of hemorrhoids in my ass that are greatly relieved by a good, hard, extended fuck.
Feel free to bring your friends - m or f.
I am very open-minded and willing to try new things.
Tommy

KINKY RENDEZVOUS! Cum in your coffee mug - m4w
I'm a nicely dressed, clean, sane, professional male. I'm searching for a woman to act out this kinky visit with. I want you to invite me over for a cup of coffee, stroke me off into your mug, and then chat while I watch you drink it down!

Curious about Enemas? - m4w - 30
I am a 30yo white male from Brooklyn, looking for a woman who's interested in enema play and participating in other water sports. I really love giving women sensual, erotic enemas, and I'm very good at it. I would also like to be given an enema by a woman, if that is something you'd be willing to try. But it's not necessary. Your age/weight is not really important to me. Just be an intelligent, mature, genuinely curious woman who is really into this fantasy. I am 6' tall, thin, white, brown hair & eyes, cute, white collar type. If interested, drop me a line with a pic and a detailed description of what you'd like the enema session to entail. I'm looking to do this weekdays, mornings or afternoons. BBW's very welcome. All replies will be answered.

DO YOU MIND A SMALL COCK?? - m4w
HELLO LOOKING FOR A FEMALE THAT DOES NOT MIND A SMALL COCK. TOO MANY OF THE FEMALES WHO POST ONLY WANT WELL HUNG MEN AND I AM SMALLER THAN AVERAGE. ITS WHAT I WAS BORN WITH, BUT NO FEMALE HAS EVER COMPLAINED TO ME THAT I AM TOO SMALL. I AM GOOD LOOKING BUT I CAME UP SHORT IN THAT DEPARTMENT, SO IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOME FUN PLEASE DROP ME A LINE. BUT ALTHOUGH I AM SMALL, ORALLY I HAVE NEVER HEARD A COMPLAINT. P.S PLEASE DON'T LAUGH AT IT WHEN YOU SEE IT. I HAVE PICS- BUT PROVE TO ME THAT YOU ARE A FEMALE FIRST

so if you're bored and looking to laugh, check it out