Who did Zack Gowen blow?

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by SO
She looked FAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTtttttt..........

Stuff like this kinda annoys me. Why does everyone think she's fat? Because she doesn't look like Torrie Wilson? Because she not a fucking twig like Stacy Keibler?

To those I say you obviously have no clue what the average woman looks like.

According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the average U.S. woman is 5' 4\" tall and weighs 152 pounds.

So, aside from the huge fake jugs, Stephanie is probably smaller than average, at least in the weight category but I digress. This is supposed to be about Zack Gowen's ridiculous early push and not about Stephanie.

I give the kid all the credit in the world. What annoys me is the fact that Vince and the WWE writers push these "unknowns" down our throats without them ever proving a damn thing. Hell, the last few Smackdowns have easily focused 1/2 their show solely on Zack Gowen. To me this is fucking stupid. If it weren't for the arrival of Gowen, they'd probably still be shoving Spanky down our throats as well.
So what's next, hand Zack a belt in his first month like they did to La Resistance?