07-24-2003, 11:37 PM
Dear Morning Coffee Slut:
FUCK YOU.
While I can grasp that it doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist to qualify for your minimum wage job, I'd still have to say you're a poster child for justifiable murder.
How can someone capable of grasping the English language not get this: "THREE MILKS - (this is the complicated part) - NO SUGAR"?????
I've tried speaking slower for you, I've mixed up my verbage, "NO sugar, triple milk", "LOTS OF MILK, NO sugar", "PLEASE DON'T PUT SUGAR IN", etc, I've even intentionally underpaid you, all in nickels and pennies.
My next step shall be to take your fat rolls, roll you up in them like the tub of shit that you are, stick you under my back tires and make you the physical equivalent of the useless splotch of shit in society you truly are.
And while I'm at it: IF I WANTED A CUP OF COFFEE IN HALF A FUCKING HOUR, I'D GET ONE IN HALF A FUCKING HOUR, there's only a coffee shop every three goddamn doors. WHY so fucking hot???? Some people are truly too stupid to waste our depleting oxygen supply. I may just take up a protest.
PM me if you'd like to sign the list.
FUCK YOU.
While I can grasp that it doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist to qualify for your minimum wage job, I'd still have to say you're a poster child for justifiable murder.
How can someone capable of grasping the English language not get this: "THREE MILKS - (this is the complicated part) - NO SUGAR"?????
I've tried speaking slower for you, I've mixed up my verbage, "NO sugar, triple milk", "LOTS OF MILK, NO sugar", "PLEASE DON'T PUT SUGAR IN", etc, I've even intentionally underpaid you, all in nickels and pennies.
My next step shall be to take your fat rolls, roll you up in them like the tub of shit that you are, stick you under my back tires and make you the physical equivalent of the useless splotch of shit in society you truly are.
And while I'm at it: IF I WANTED A CUP OF COFFEE IN HALF A FUCKING HOUR, I'D GET ONE IN HALF A FUCKING HOUR, there's only a coffee shop every three goddamn doors. WHY so fucking hot???? Some people are truly too stupid to waste our depleting oxygen supply. I may just take up a protest.
PM me if you'd like to sign the list.
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