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#11
Murder: The middle aged asshole driving a Mercedes that decided to come over in my lane without signaling. I tapped my horn and rode his ass...for which I receive a smug middle finger. How mature. Who the fuck does he think he is?

Grand Theft: Money. What else.

Rape: Vin Diesel. He's my new obsession. Angel
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#12
since no one has taken the initiative, I'll say it:

- Kill: Ken (slowly and painfully)
- Rob: Ken's dignity (what's left of it)
- Rape: Ken (in the ass with a rusty jagged edged pipe with salt and alcohol poured on him afterwards)

ya think that was too harsh?

And before Ken posts it: No, I haven't been drinking, and no I haven't gone near the Jack Daniels bottle again. I just thought I'd violate his thread the way he seems to violate everyone elses.
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#13
oh grow up!
you kill?


I mean who would you have sex with, assuming "NO" is not an answer...
mo-ron.
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#14
Quote:Rape: Vin Diesel. He's my new obsession

SadSadSadSad
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#15
Aww....cheer up, Goaty!

There's always the beach party!!! Tongue
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#16
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
oh grow up!
You first.....
Quote:you kill?

normally, no. but in your case, I'll make an exception.
Quote: I mean who would you have sex with, assuming \"NO\" is not an answer...
mo-ron.
Who have you had sex with in the past? That would be your answer.
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#17
Quote:Originally posted by kindred
Aww....cheer up, Goaty!

There's always the beach party!!! Tongue

but you're not obsessed with me - what am I doing wrong?
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#18
Buck up, camper! You still have two months to win me over!!! :moon:
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#19
I'll begin flooding your email inbox with nude pics tonight.
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#20
:bouncy::backflip::bouncy::backflip::bouncy::backflip:

:tumble::rofl::tumble::rofl::tumble::rofl:

:bouncy::backflip::bouncy::backflip::bouncy::backflip:

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