Do you think this will help everyone participate?

[MYLF]

Do you think it's because I'm bored?

[MYLF]

Or maybe it's because I'm a "pathetic poster"?

[MYLF]

Hey, who put that there anyway?

[MYLF]

Shouldn't some be disagreeing with that statement?

[MYLF]

Oh, did I forget what board I'm on? Should I have said, shouldn't someone be agreeing with that statement?

[MYLF]

Do you know that every few posts I go back and look to see if someone else snuck in a post?

[MYLF]

Isn't that kind of silly given that nobody else is even logged on?

[MYLF]

Or maybe someone else is logged on? Perhaps I should check?

[MYLF]

Anyone want to bet me on whether or not the one lurking person will post?

[MYLF]

Do I win by default?