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Am I the only person that thinks that Condoleeza Rice would be a dynamo between the sheets?
#51
You know how snake handlers blood eventually after many bites will adapt to the snake venom and not be affected by it anymore. They even use their blood as antidotes for people with poisonious snake bites.

replace snake with dick and venom with STD...
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#52
So Alkey is immune to STD's? is that what your implying?
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#53
he must have taken a lot of tylenol
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#54
Quote:Originally posted by madmick
Neither! I'd rather fuck Hottie. At least I know there's a cure for whatever diseases she has.

You smooth talker you.
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#55
I beat AIDS.

Then I beat the girl that gave it to me...
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#57
We had some good times.
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#58
she looks like she has had some experience over the years.
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#59
Well, we had one good time.
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#60
Topper has proven to be a good replacement for flock.
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