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Hitler's Cock for Sale
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Russian wants to sell Hitler's 'penis'

A Russian man who claims to be in possession of Hitler's mummified penis is to put it up for sale.

Ivan Zudropov says he's prepared to allow a DNA test on it to confirm its origins.

Mr Zudropov claims his father, Vasiliy, was a Red Army soldier who saw action in Berlin and was one of the troops who was first into the Nazi's command bunker, where he found Hitler's body.

Mr Zudropov said the Russian soldiers had stripped the body of clothing, then kicked and punched it before hacking it up, and that his dad had decided to keep a piece as a souvenir.

He told the Express Gazeta daily: "My father wanted to take a souvenir from Hitler. He first wanted to cut off his head, but later he decided to cut off his penis."

He said he now wanted to sell the bizarre family heirloom for £12,000. He added that the mummified penis was just two-and-half-inches long.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805...d.badtaste
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hmmmm why am I smelling bullshit all over this story??
I'm not quite there yet
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Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
hmmmm why am I smelling bullshit all over this story??

It doesn't say AP so it can't be true. Wink
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Good point.
I'm not quite there yet
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Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
hmmmm why am I smelling bullshit all over this story??

It doesn't say AP so it can't be true. Wink

yeah, but there's a link to the news story
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Quote:He told the Express Gazeta daily: \"My father wanted to take a souvenir from Hitler. He first wanted to cut off his head, but later he decided to cut off his penis.\"
Because, you know, instead of taking say, artwork, or furniture that may have not been burned up, clearly he saw the penis as the most valuable thing in there. Rolleyes
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But no balls? Breaking up the set really diminshes the value.
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If you came into possesion of Hitler's cock somehow, what would you do with it?
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Tie a dollar to it and drag it in front of a pack of jews...
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Clone it, and sell them all to the Hebrew's National hotdog company as kosher wienerschnitzel. :lol:
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