I must appologize...

[diceisgod]

...NOT!!!

[Buttmunch]

Yeah, but will I see you at the pool tournament?

[diceisgod]

Isn't anyone gonna congratulate me on my anniversary?

[Buttmunch]

Congratulate you?

I'm holding out for OAAWITE or whatever Galt's fucking name was.

[diceisgod]

Yeah, but will I see you at the pool tournament?

I'm gonna pay a homeless person to go and shout "I'm DIG!!" Then sit in the back and watch him get beat to death.

[diceisgod]

You don't gotta drink with me. Ain't gonna ruin my party.

Kool & The Gang Celebration Lyrics


Yahoo! This is your celebration
Yahoo! This is your celebration

Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times, and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you

Come on now

Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time

It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure

Everyone around the world
Come on!

Yahoo! It's a celebration
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on!
Let's celebrate

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Baby...

We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Yahoo!
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

Come on and celebrate, good times, tonight (Celebrate good times, come on!)
'Cause everything's gonna be all right
Let's celebrate (Celebrate good times, come on)
(Let's celebrate)…

[diceisgod]

TO-GA!! TO-GA!! TO-GA!!!

Shout

Well, you know you make me wanna
(Shout) Throw my hand up
(Shout) Kick my heels back
(Shout) Throw my head back
(Shout) Come on now (Shout)
Don't forget to say you will
(Shout, Shout) Don't forget to say
(Shout) Yeah yeah yeah yeah, come on
(Say you will) Say it right now, baby
(Say you will) Come on, come on
(Say you will) Say it right now, baby
(Say you will)

I still remember
When you used to be nine years old yeah, yeah
An' now that you're grown up
You're old enough to know
An' you wanna leave me
You wanna let me go

I want you to know
I said I want you to know right now
You've been good to me, baby
Better than I've been to myself
And if you ever leave me
I don't want nobody else
I said I want you to know
I said I want you to know right no

You know you make me wanna
(Shout) Kick my shoes off
(Shout) Throw my hands up
(Shout) Take my pants off
(Shout) Come on now
(Shout) Don't forget to say you will
(Shout, Shout) Don't forget to say
(Shout) Yeah yeah yeah yeah, come on
(Say you will) Say it right now, baby
(Say you will)

(Say) Say that you love me
(Say) Say that you need me
(Say) Say that you want me
(Say) Don't ever leave me
(Shout) Come on now
(Shout) Come on now
(Shout) Come on now
(Shout) Come on now

(Shout) A little bit softer now

(Shout) A little bit louder now

Hey (Hey) Hey (Hey)
Yeah (Yeah) Yeah (Yeah)
Shout now
A little shout now
Jump up and shout now
A little shout now
Come on (Shout now)
Come on now (Shout now)
Come on now (Shout now)
Come on now (Shout now)
Come on jump up and shout now
A little shout now
Jump up and shout now
A little shout now
Jump up and shout now
A little shout now
Jump up and shout now
A little shout now, yeah

[diceisgod]

Ok now everyone on the dance floor!!

It's Electric!You can't see it[It's electric!]You gotta feel it[It's electric!]Ooh, it's shakin'[It's electric!][Jiggle-a-mesa-caraShe's a pumpin' like a maticShe's a movin' like electricShe sure got the boogie]You gotta know it[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie!]Now you can't hold it[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie!]But you know it there,Yeah here there everywhereI've got to move,I'm going on a party rideI've got to groove, groove, groove,And from this musicI just can't hide.Are you comin' with me?Come let me take you on a party rideAnd I'll teach you, teach you, teach youI'll teach you the electric slideSome say it's mystic[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie]You can't resist it[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie]You can'y do without it[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie]Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a maticShe's movin' like electricShe sure got the boogieDon't wanna lose it[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie]But you can't choose it[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie]But you know it's there,Yeah here there everywhereHORN INSTRUMENTALI've got to move,Come let me take you on a party rideAnd I'll teach you, teach you, teach youI'll teach you the electric slideHORN INSTRUMENTALSome say it's mystic[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie]You can't resist it[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie]You can'y do without it[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie]Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a maticShe's movin' like electricShe sure got the boogieDon't wanna lose it[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie]But you can't choose it[It's electricBoogie woogie, woogie]But you know it's there,Yeah here there everywhere

[diceisgod]

The Denouement

We Are The Champions
I've paid my dues, time after time
I've done my sentence, but committed no crime
And bad mistakes, I've made a few
I've had my share, sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

And I need to go on and on and on and on
We are the champions, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions, We are the champions
No time for losers 'cos we are the champions of the world

I've taken my bows, and my curtain calls
You've bought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it... I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

And I need to go on and on and on and on
We are the champions, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions, We are the champions
No time for losers 'cos we are the champions of the world

We are the champions, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions, We are the champions
No time for losers, 'cos we are the champions

[diceisgod]

Well that was exhausting and I'm drunk as hell. Who's the lucky little lady that gets to drive me home and suck my cock?