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		I know they sell some stupid ass shit on e-bay, but this takes it!
Look at the price it went for too, what an idiot.  
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		............and you were looking for this because????
	
	
	
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		thats a non paying bidder for sure
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:Originally posted by Contra
I know they sell some stupid ass shit on e-bay, but this takes it!
 
wanna bet?
Look at this shit
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I think P.T. Barnum said it best when he said "There's a sucker born every minute."  E-bay is just living proof of that considering the crap they shell out for the suckers out there to buy it up.  If you took a steaming pile of shit and had it de-oderized and told people that it was Elvis's last bowel movement and put it up on E-bay, the idiots would be bidding top dollars for it.
	
	
	
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		Eternal life for $19? Sounds like a sweet deal!
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:Elvis's last bowel movement
I'd buy that.
	
 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I wonder if smoking cigarettes voids my guarantee....
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		And what if I'm 259 years old and I need to wash my hands, when I take off the magic magnets will old age catch up to me and I'll suddenly drop dead?
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:Originally posted by Danked
And what if I'm 259 years old and I need to wash my hands, when I take off the magic magnets will old age catch up to me and I'll suddenly drop dead? 
I'll kick your damn cane out and watch you drown in a puddle.
	
 
	
	
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