Guess the poet

[SO]

This was too funny to pass up. Quite simply, guess who wrote the following poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you

Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy

The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

[JimmyBlueEyes]

Uhhh uhhh uhhhh could it be Bush??

[60FeetUnderWater]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread is lame
And so is that poem.

[The Brain]

There once was a guy named Fhore Twentee
Until one day he changed his own name
But since Hottie stole all of his humoUr
His funney has not been the same

He tries using hidden text like I do
But he can't quite grasp the technique
Perhaps if he practice some more HTML
He'd get it by the end of the week.

[diceisgod]

I shall summarize a Brain post:

*something*

*something "hidden" depending on the shade of the background of the post*

*smilie*



It doesn't rhyme but I think it's iambic pentameter or some shit like that

[BITENY]

Originally posted by The Brain
There once was a guy named Fhore Twentee
Until one day he changed his own name
But since Hottie stole all of his humoUr
His funney has not been the same

He tries using hidden text like I do
But he can't quite grasp the technique
Perhaps if he practice some more HTML
He'd get it by the end of the week.

That was quite funny if you ask me