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And he roams freely throughout Japan
#21
Sick fucking Jap. That's fucking disgusting!!
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#22
Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
Mustard and salt are not notch kickers my friend, now if he added some Cayenne or butter and garlic, the notch it would appear would be kicked up.

He didn't say what kind of mustard.

Sure it could be boring yellow French's

but it also could be brown (Gulden's, Grey Poop), Hot English Pub, Hot Deli, or even that Chinese mustard you never open. WIDE range of flavors with mustand.
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#23
Quote: or even that Chinese mustard you never open. WIDE range of flavors with mustand.
that mustard is the bomb
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#24
Quote:Originally posted by RapeFantasizer
I know it's pretty sick of this guy to have done, but while I was reading the story aloud to my roommate, we couldn't help but laugh, A LOT. If nothing else, he's a good writer.



I still chuckle when I think about it
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#25
That guy has a hell of an appetite. I couldn't eat that much in 2 days.

Quote:When I'm finished I try to bite her finger

When he's finished jacking with her hand, he tried to bite off her finger. What a freak. I would never risk tasting my own splooge.
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#26
but what about all that pasta?
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#27
Don't forget the unlimited breadsticks and salad.

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#28
Quote:And he roams freely throughout Japan
It's only fitting, given how much differently they do things in Japan...



I mean, take some of their TV shows. One such comes to mind:


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We cook natto and matsutake mushroom tea rice dishes...










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<i>using only these ingredients!</i>
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#29
Quote: It melts in my mouth like a perfect piece of tuna. I look in her eyes and say: You are delicious.

:barf::barf:
Guess what I WAS just eating for lunch.
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#30
the mangled remains of a woman?
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