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Needless to say I hate them just as everything else involving other people. You're in a room with family members you never see. You stare at them and they at you for a few hours. You listen to their filthy, snotty little brats run around like wild Mohicans while they grip my shit up with their little mung crusted fingers. In about 3 hours this place is gonna be a fucking zoo. I hope someone dies so this doesn't go down and right now I don't care if that someone is me.
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Try 25 relatives I haven't seen in years. This is all because my fucking genius of a cousin is getting married on New Years Eve. I'm 24 years old and I'll be sitting at the kiddie table. Christmas joy!
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and it's over my ass.
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My cousin?? I wouldn't be surprised.
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Quote:Originally posted by Lush
Try 25 relatives I haven't seen in years. This is all because my fucking genius of a cousin is getting married on New Years Eve. I'm 24 years old and I'll be sitting at the kiddie table. Christmas joy!
ahh..the kiddie table....hate that.
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Quote:Originally posted by diceisgod
Needless to say I hate them just as everything else involving other people. You're in a room with family members you never see. You stare at them and they at you for a few hours. You listen to their filthy, snotty little brats run around like wild Mohicans while they grip my shit up with their little mung crusted fingers. In about 3 hours this place is gonna be a fucking zoo. I hope someone dies so this doesn't go down and right now I don't care if that someone is me.
I KNEW it!! You DO live with your parents! :lol:
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he's busy taking out the trash. give him a few.
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Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
Quote:Originally posted by Lush
Try 25 relatives I haven't seen in years. This is all because my fucking genius of a cousin is getting married on New Years Eve. I'm 24 years old and I'll be sitting at the kiddie table. Christmas joy!
ahh..the kiddie table....hate that.
You haven’t fit at the kiddie table since you were 5.
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my closest family member is a couple thousand miles away right now
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