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Either my underwear is too small, or my cock is too big

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Either my underwear is too small, or my cock is too big
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#1
12-26-2003, 02:29 PM
because when I walk, my dick pops out of the piss hole in my underwear, and I'm not even erect.

I think I'll buy some new drawers.
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12-26-2003, 02:41 PM
Sometimes my vagina pops out of my g-string, and I can't fix it for hours.

I think I'll just stop wearing panties.
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12-26-2003, 04:12 PM
Quote:Originally posted by The Man

I'm not even erect.


Ever?

poor lil' buggah.

dewd, viagra.
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12-26-2003, 04:16 PM
i hate it when i get a random erection and it pops out the top of my boxers and sort of chokes itself on the elastic
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12-26-2003, 04:18 PM
I hate it when the gerbil pops out of my ass.
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12-26-2003, 04:23 PM
i bet you the gerbil looks alot like Rape's cat.
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12-26-2003, 04:26 PM
After, yes.
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12-26-2003, 09:12 PM
Man, you have to get the boxers with a button on the fly. I had the same problem, but it only happened in titty bars.
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