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Has this ever happened to you. I had Indian food for lunch today . Tandori chicken sauteed in a garlic curry sauce, jasmine rice and onion and chili chutney.. It was great.. So I went out for a smoke about 20 minutes ago, and I let out a nice fart, but it felt a bit , weird, shall we say. So I finish my cigarette, go to walk to the elevator, and notice that my ass cheeks feel very very moist as they rub against my boxers when I walk. So i go into the bathroom stall, and BINGO.. i shit myself a little. So now my boxers are in the garbage, and I am freeballing, and got another hour and a half here until I have to leave.. Has this ever happened to anyone
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Yeah, when I was two.
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opie, i think. However, most of us don't take it in the keister and our sphincters have the proper muscle control to avoid this.
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hey it was the indian food. went right through me.
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are you sure it wasn't laz?
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.. I was gonna start this topic earlier but didn't want the ridicule. I thought I had a nice juicy one built up, so I gave a little squeeze...
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i think i definetely would have felt that much worse than the indian food.
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Quote:I was gonna start this topic earlier but didn't want the ridicule. I thought I had a nice juicy one built up, so I gave a little squeeze...
so this happened to someone else today also.. excellent.
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I started a diet so I think it's mostly just the evil of my past gluttonous ways coming out.
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you have to take into consideration what food you ate before you let one go. If you ate indian, you have to do the controlled release, not the all ashore who's going ashore method.
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