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Quote:Originally posted by DonnyInternational
A buddy of mine got really wasted one night......managed to pick up this chick at the bar......so she is driving him to her house so she could get tagged and on the way there he shit himself in her car. She was a keeper though.......she helped clean him up and banged him in the morning! Sweet Gal!!
sounds like someone I know
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Ha!
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Quote:Originally posted by Gonzo
In canada I bet its a sign of affection.
I heard that in U.S.A. the most common way to show affection to your woman after banging her is shearing her!
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if by shearing you mean leaving money on the dresser and handing her, her clothes.
then yeah, shearing.
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Quote:Originally posted by Gonzo
if by shearing you mean leaving money on the dresser and handing her, her clothes.
then yeah, shearing.
haha.....dont forget the "thanks mom"!!
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I never thank my mom, she does it out of love.
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I worked at an old age home for 7 years.
It happens to lots of people dude. Don't even sweat it.
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Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
I worked at an old age home for 7 years.
It happens to lots of people dude. Don't even sweat it.
Is that where you learned how to please men?
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probably got tired of hearing her defend hockey as a sport.
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