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#61
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Do fish have wings?

Flying fish

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Flying fish can easily be identified by their huge "flying fins" and lopsided tails. Flying fish are capable of jumping out of the water and gliding through the air over considerable distances. Two-winged flying fish have exceptionally large pectoral fins that they spread out like wings during gliding flights. In addition to huge pectoral fins, four-winged flying fish also have enlarged pelvic fins used for gliding. Flying fish have deeply forked tails and the lower lobe of the tail is much longer and larger than the upper lobe. In preparation for flight, flying fish swim quickly towards the water's surface and leap out of the water. Once they are out of the water, the fish use their large wing-like fins and the large lower lobe of their tail to glide through the air. The enlarged lower lobe of the tail acts like an outboard motor, the speedy sideways motion of the tail allows the fish to gain height from the surface of the water, and extend the flight time. Fish can glide as far as 100 metres and as high as one metre above the surface of the water, but most flights are shorter.
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#62
i think we've been seeing too much of the smart laz lately, time for a trip to denny's.
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#63
Do squirrels have wings?
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#64
Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?
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#65
Do you consider a stretched membrane of skin wings, Alkey?
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#66
Does the pope shit in the woods?
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#67
and if he does, does he wipe his ass with a rabbi
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#68
rabbi.


sigh
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#69
Now would he like a Pat in his back?? Flying fish are pretty cool, albeit stupid. Can't think of how many times I threw dead ones back in the water after they crashed into the side of my ship during one of their flights.
I'm not quite there yet
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#70
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
NOTE: Don't make fun of an officer's ridiculous hat, to his face.

Makes them grumpy.

...but they love being called cunts....
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