I don't feel so funny

[The Brain]

Maybe this is more your speed then:

<center><b>If You Want It To Be Good Girl ( Get Yourself A Bad Boy)</b>
<i>Backstreet Boys</i>

If You Want It To Be Good Girl
(Get Yourself A Bad Boy)
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy, bad boy

Yeah, I like this, haha
Oh yes, ooh how, I like this
If you want it to be wild
Gotta know just who to dial baby
That's me
If you really like it hot
Get someone who hits the spot honey
oh yes
And if you wanna get it done
Babe, you gotta get the one
The one who's got it going on
If you wanna make it last
Gotta notice who to ask
Baby it's gotta be the best
Tonight, uh.

(Chorus)
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
If you really want it good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
Get it like it could be, would be,
Yeah like it should be
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy

If you like it innovated
Better get someone creative honey, yes
And if you want it to be jammin'
Gotta get somebody slammin' baby
Oh yes
And if you wanna get it done
Babe, you've gotta get the one
The one who's got it going on
And if you wanna make it last
Gotta notice who to ask
Baby it's gotta be the best
Tonight, uh.

(Repeat Chorus)

Now listen,
There's a thing
And mama shouldn't know
There's a thing
I really wanna show you
There's a thing
I wanna show you how
So won't you let me show you right now
Oh baby
And if you, yes
And if you wanna get it done
Babe you've gotta get the one
The one who's got it going on
If you wanna make it last
Gotta notice who to ask
Baby he's gotta be the best

If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy, that's why
If you really want it good girl
Gotta get yourself a bad boy
If you really want it, if you really want it
Get it like it could be, would be,
Yeah, like it should be
If you want it to be good, gotta be like it should

But if you really want it good ( ow, ow )
If you really want it good ( I like this )
If you really want it good ( If you really )
If you really want it good ( Ooh ooh )
If you really want it good ( Ah, um )
If you really want it good ( Ah, um )
If you really want it good ( Come on )
If you really want it good ( I’m your bad boy, I’m your bad boy )
If you really want it good ( Oh yeah, I like this )
If you really want it good ( If you want it bad baby.... ) </center>

Someone explain how that drivel passes for <i>music</i> in the entertainment industry?

Oh that's right, 'cause they're harmless little snowflakes, not fearsome "nigglets" who might make 14-year-old Becky run away and join a gang.