10-20-2003, 04:34 AM
At the game a woman was reported to be wearing only a RedSox cap over each breast and a Yankees cap over her crotch. The police were called and kindly offered to escort her from the park for such an outfit but before she left they explained that they would have to check under the caps for illegal objects. The officer lifts one Sox caps and finds only boob, he lifts the other and finds the same. He then lifts the Yankess cap over her coochee. He lifts and lets go. Lifts and lets go Lifts and lets go. She says "what are you some sort of perv or something?" He says "No ma'am, just usually when I lift a Yankees cap all I find is a fuckin asshole" Nooch!
Originally posted on Consumption Junction. Sorry I couldn't resist...
Originally posted on Consumption Junction. Sorry I couldn't resist...
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