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Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
- nearly wrecked my car swerving from a runaway cow from one of the local farms
where i lived in NJ i was surrounded by farms... the most recent obnoxious animal to get out while i was home was a whole herd of sheep.... there was no getting around them, too many - i had to sit and wait for 10 min:mad:
So they say that life's a play and that all the world's a stage
Then for another part I pray the show ends the same way everyday
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Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
Does anyone have the latest scoring system for pedestrians? The last version I have says old ladies are 20 points, old ladies with canes or walkers 30 and a bonus 10 is they have their back to you. Bonus 25 if they look at you with the \"hang tight sonny, I'm moving as fast I can\" (holy shit, he's about to hit me) look on their face.
50 points for women and children.
100 if theyre pushing a carriage.
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I narrowly missed a cute lil chipmunk on my way home today.
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Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
I narrowly missed a cute lil chipmunk on my way home today.
Forest Rats. They are only cute when they are 2" tall.
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Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
I narrowly missed a cute lil chipmunk on my way home today.
Good thing you missed.
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Something tells me their revenge would have been swift and without mercy.
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Quote:Forest Rats. They are only cute when they are 2\" tall.
This one was pretty small...I thought it was a leaf blowing across the road at first.
I think they're cute. I have 'em in my backyard all the time, running across my deck until my dogs get out.
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Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
I narrowly missed a cute lil chipmunk on my way home today.
Did you know chipmunks are on the endangered species list?
I used to see them as commonly as squirrels when I was little. You almost never see them anymore.
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Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
I narrowly missed a cute lil chipmunk on my way home today.
Did you know chipmunks are on the endangered species list?
I used to see them as commonly as squirrels when I was little. You almost never see them anymore.
No, they just wised up to the Canadian gov't always taking half of their nut hoards to pay for veterinary health coverage that they never use. So they all migrated south.
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Quote:Did you know chipmunks are on the endangered species list?
I did not know that. I checked on
this site and didn't see them.
If it's true, my dogs are in trouble!
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Quote:I used to see them as commonly as squirrels when I was little. You almost never see them anymore.
come to edison
i have a few that make their home underneath my porch
