sooo... we're all on and nobody has anything to talk about?

[Bloody Anus]

only if she doesn't take the hint..

she probably won't believe me, and would want proof. I'd get her fax number and try to forge a death certificate that I can send. If she buys it, she'll definitely call back. I mean, she's convinced her son is dead and I'm the only person that knows anything about it...
So when she asks what happned, I'll be like "I don't know, they just said the last guy that lived here died in his bathroom. I asked around the complex and apparently he was found in his bathroom, the bathtub full of dirty dishes and him with a hardon in one hand, a container of Dawn in the other, and a belt wrapped tightly around his neck."

I'm not sure how/if she'll respond, so I guess I'll just have to hang up after that.